Telepole

Pittsburghese for telephone pole

There is a street light on the telepole outside my house.

by harryw45 August 27, 2009

telepoke

method of poking someone from accros the room, generally in an effort to get attention/make someone smile.

(must be accompanied by a finger pointed in direction of pokee. May also be silently done by poker pointing at one's temples and then pointing at pokee.)

Girl:Telepoke!
Boy:Hi.

by Fae Rula September 5, 2008

Teleplegic

(noun)A person who owns a cell phone but never brings it with them when they leave the house, which defeats the purpose of them having a cell phone entirely.

Ryan: Yo, call up Katie!
Dan: No point. She's a total Teleplegic, there's no way she has her phone.


Jon: Hey do you think I should call Carl and see what he's up to?
Jennie: Yeah, if you want to hear his voice mail. That guy's a total Teleplegic.

by DanMojolese April 3, 2009

telepleasure

Using a device over a teleconference session to stimulate the partner on the other end. Not necessarily the same as teledildonics. Credit to Jason Erb.

"Kissing via Facetime didn't provide much telepleasure, but it was better than nothing."

by bargonaut December 23, 2016