vo-tard 

A word often used to describe students who attend vocational high schools. An obvious play on the the more familiar "retard", it suggests that vocational students generally exhibit some form of mental retardation. While some of these vo-tards possess significant mechanical skills, it is impossible for them to escape the stereotype.

"yo man, did you bring your car to the shop yet?"
"nah, I just got a couple of vo-tards to fix it for short money."

vo-tard by Bustemente Campbell October 17, 2008

e-tard 

Someone who is burnt out or displays severe cognitive deficits due to overuse of the club drub MDMA aka ecstasy.

Jim used to be a cool guy on a path to success but now he is just an e-tard.

e-tard by skarz January 10, 2010

Ar Tard 

Someone who is a freakin retard. This person will probably try to fish in a 2 inch deep creek.

Guy1: I ran into a wall

Guy2: Youre such an Ar Tard

Ar Tard by JAY-V 13 November 8, 2011

e-tard 

Someone who cannot use any electrical product made after 1983 without becoming incredibly confused, and generally have a designated helper to assist in the checking, writing, and sending of emails and avoid any process more complicated than email.

Suzy is almost as big an e-tard as your mother!

e-tard by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

r*tard 

Shortened form of retard, often used in online computer games.

n00b: What are you playing?

Gamer: It's an MMORPG, r*tard

r*tard by 1v<3 August 17, 2007

e-tard 

A dumb person one would meet on the internet.

"AOLers are total e-tards."

e-tard by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003

hoe-tard 

Jon is a hoe-tard

Cammel

hoe-tard by jamin October 20, 2003