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R-tard
Randy: You've been on your computer all weekend, shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?
Stan: I am socializing r-tard. I'm logged to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.
Randy: ... I'm not a r-tard.
Stan: I am socializing r-tard. I'm logged to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.
Randy: ... I'm not a r-tard.
R-tard by krazykushluk March 6, 2007
Related Words
r-tard • R Tarded • /r/tard • r*tard • r-tard pride colors • R tard syndrome • R*tarded • emotional r-tard • retard • R.I.P Tardd
/r/tard
people on *chan that always ask for pictures/other stuff in boards such as /a/, with no regard for the rules on *chan for those specific boards.
r tard
Jack: I'm gonna go get some money from the ATM.
Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?
Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!
Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.
Tim: What was that?
Kate: You heard me r tard.
Tim: Fuck you guys!
Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?
Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!
Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.
Tim: What was that?
Kate: You heard me r tard.
Tim: Fuck you guys!
r tard by No Problem, Gaylord August 24, 2006
r tard
A synonym for retard that is used by people who play too much goddamned Warcraft. Also used by Eric Cartman in an amazing South Park episode featuring the game.
R-Tard
R-Tard Also known as retard;
1. a person of subnormal intelligence
Offensive Slang
2. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
3. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept
1. a person of subnormal intelligence
Offensive Slang
2. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
3. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept
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