Jewish Sober

Only drinks alcohol or takes drugs when it’s free.

Bartender: That’ll be 7’99
Me: Sorry I’m Jewish sober

by Benethemanbat July 10, 2025

Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs

Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025

Vibe Saver

Something that positively salvaged the ambience and general energy of a situation.

"Wow that pizza was genuinely a vibe saver."

by chipachops August 16, 2025

Utah Sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of caffeine.

I am Utah Sober, I only drink Red Bulls.

by RoundenBrown August 23, 2025

Toronto sober

To abstain from substances and alcohol, with the exception of ketamine

Like California sober but in the 6ix

“Hey man want a drink?”

“No thanks, I’m toronto sober tonight”
“Cool, here’s some k”

by 666_unicorn_666 September 19, 2025

Indiana Sober

Indiana Sober is huffing nitrous oxide and listening to John Cougar Mellancamp on repeat

We've lost him. He's been Indiana Sober for years and he ain't changing.

by Lombard King October 10, 2025

Montana Sober

A term used to describe someone who is sober from everything except for beer.

Yeah man, I’m Montana Sober, I only drink beer now.

by ayejetski October 19, 2025