Stupid socks

Somebody that is incredibly stupid

Hey Braydon your such a stupid socks!

by Smart socks May 28, 2018

Hospital sock

The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.

Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?

Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.

by Silver_Neon January 16, 2020

jello socks

Whear you stick jello in ones socks to make them mois, and the jello water

Kim got knocked it at a party and someone gave her jello socks

by The jello socker July 1, 2018

The wrong socks

When you masturbate into a pair of socks and wear them the next day

Oh shit I was late for school and I think I put on the wrong socks

by Biggest pollard ever August 9, 2020

Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates

Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed

by emg67 February 23, 2015

Toob sock.

Formerly known as

Spunk sock.

We used to call it a spunk sock but now we call it a Toob sock.

by BlueElvis October 19, 2020

Sock people

People that should have been blown into their daddy’s sock. Less desirable mentally and physically. Very socially awkward. Always looking for a deal or something for free.

The sock people that come into the bowling center need to find a new hobby.

by Bowling king August 23, 2021