Skeet

Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

Skeeted, skeeter, to skeet

This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.

by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019

Skeet

To ejaculate into someone "My Uncle went skeet skeet in my anus"

"SKEET SKEET MY UNCLE CAME IN MY ANUS"

by IMaTHICCYSUCCIT November 27, 2018

Skeet Stouche

A layer of ejaculate spread across the upper lip forming a moustache made of semen.

"I whipped out my cock and blew my load on her upper lip, forming a "Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016

Invite me to skeet

Probably the most used sentence in hvh scene. It stands for invite me to gamesense.pub (Previously called skeet.cc).

Most nn's say this sentence all the time cause they think they will actually get invited to gamesense.

Skeeter: OMG SKEET IS THE BEST CHEAT!!!
NN with otcv3: Invite me to skeet
Skeeter: hdf nn. Who.ru?
NN with otcv3: Dies of corona virus after 0.000405 Miliseconds

by NotEsoterik June 3, 2022

skeet tray

A promiscuous woman with whom ejaculate is destined for the epidermis as to ensure no fertilization of her slutty ass eggs.

I pulled out and nutted on that skeet tray’s back.

by My handle is… October 25, 2018

Skeet-ball

Labeling Dixie cups or solo cups with point values and placing them in a line and trying to ejaculate into them from a distance.

Hey bro I was shooting a round of Skeet-ball alone last night and hit the jackpot.

by soggy_pete September 9, 2020

skeet puff

A bitch that needs to get some dick but is scared

Damn, Hailey sure is a skeet puff

by Dick lover 69 June 12, 2016