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Skeet skeet skeet 

Squeaking sound of the bed that occurs throughout rapid and frequent humping upon a bed.
-Your mom and I had a talk last night, it went something like skeet skeet skeet-

-Mommy, i couldn't sleep last night, the mice in yours and daddy's room kept going skeet skeet skeet-
"Lastnight me and my girl was skeetin"
skeetin by Tre' A. October 14, 2003
I'm bout to skeet all in your face. Don't make a skeet stain on my sheet.
Skeet by Annonomous September 16, 2005

Skeet Sheet 

Saul: Damn you fuck that girl?

Thurnis: Nah, that bitch ain't nuthin but a skeet sheet.
Skeet Sheet by ThurnisWolf July 7, 2011

three sheets to the wind 

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".
"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...
three sheets to the wind by anti February 9, 2005
to release semen when aroused onto an unsuspecting partner
skeet by Quiz January 16, 2005