skirth

Short for "scum of the earth"

We walked into a nasty bar and it was filled with skirth.

by Tyler Naval December 31, 2007

Skirtarianism

An agenda loosely similar to Skirtism, but defined with a broader construction. Its approach to Deuteronomy 22:5 focuses on the equality written into it, and that mankind is limited by that equality in any grant of authority to decide what articles of clothing pertain to whom or how to interpret the passage. Its main argument is that no human being deserves to be told what they can or cannot wear any more or less than another, especially on the basis of uncontrollable variables such as birth body sex. Whether it is a question of freedom of choice or lack thereof, the central idea remains one of equality across the board.

A male skirtarian is he who wears skirts with this agenda to stand for his prerogative to have this freedom, and knows that it is easily achievable to remain decent in a skirt.

A female skirtarian is she who makes her contribution to this agenda by wearing skirts and dresses exclusively, shunning pants, shorts, and other such bifurcated clothing until this equality is fully realized.

Bob and Jill started a colony dedicated to a grassroots movement for skirtarianism.

by kimmymarie24 October 23, 2008

shirting

The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.

Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.

by dburneikis August 23, 2011

tropical shirt

Something I wanna wear exclusivley.

This tropical shirt is red with a large toucan on it.

by Swank October 16, 2003

Dragon Shirter

Male who is into such things as Anime, Magic the Gathering, online games - especially mmorpgs - and porn. They are identified easily by the wearing of a dragon shirt and a pleather jacket. Sometimes they come in the gothic variety. Usually listen to Slipknot, KoRN, Marilyn Manson and White Zombie. Rarely bathe, stay on the computer 12 hours a day and make like friends when forced to go outside their dragon cave (not filled with treasure I might add, usually a dirty stinking mess).

me: Dragon shirter at 2 o'clock

friend: where?

me: in the dungeons and dragons books section of course!

by dutchy00 August 9, 2009

Golf Shirt Espionage

Wearing a standard gold shirt with an embroidered logo as a disguise to gain entry into otherwise inaccesible area.

Allen gained entry into the telecommunications closet by using golf shirt espionage. The lady at the front desk thought he worked for ATT.

by GoToThis2 March 3, 2011

Eeyore Shirts

The ever growing clothing fad among'st fat women. The large selection of plus size Eeyore shirts in Clothing departments.

She got an Eeyore shirt on sale.
Doesn't that Eeyore shirt make her look huge?
Look at those huge Eeyore shirts.
I can't believe my mom wears Eeyore shirts.
Why do all fat women wear Eeyore shirts?

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 2, 2012