A future contestant on a "Where are they now?" Survivor special who will be caught scheming with Paris and Nicole to vote off Justin.
by TheNcredibleEgg November 21, 2006
Get the Ryan Seacrestmug. by Schuster69 February 11, 2010
Get the Ryan Schustermug. 
by xxSnuffles December 1, 2010
Get the Ryan Penfoldmug. Immediate relief for a painful vagina using Flexall 454 and Advil.
The female, even though experiencing tremendous vaginal pain, positions herself for doggy-style intercourse. The male lubricates his erect penis with Flexall 454 and commences intercourse. Whilst thrusting at over 95 mph, the male inserts two (2) Advil into the female's anus. The Advil and the Flexall 454 numb the female's vagina and permit the male to rapidly thrust for up to 27 consecutive years without further pain to the vagina.
The female, even though experiencing tremendous vaginal pain, positions herself for doggy-style intercourse. The male lubricates his erect penis with Flexall 454 and commences intercourse. Whilst thrusting at over 95 mph, the male inserts two (2) Advil into the female's anus. The Advil and the Flexall 454 numb the female's vagina and permit the male to rapidly thrust for up to 27 consecutive years without further pain to the vagina.
My girl told me last night that she couldn't have sex with me because her vagina was hurting. I turned her around, lubed my dick with Flexall and stuck 2 Advil up her butt and gave her the ol' Ryan Express. For her, it was just a couple of Advil and them aches and pains were long gone.
by Donnie Greystone October 8, 2010
Get the Ryan Expressmug. Bam Margera's close friend, appears/is on the shows "Viva La Bam", "Jackass" (part of the crew), and "Bam's Unholy Union", and has flipped 8 cars (one with Raab Himself and Bam Margera).
by love-bruises March 8, 2007
Get the ryan dunnmug. Head coach of the New York Jets. Also a notorious big mouth who tends only to talk the talk and almost never walks the walk. While he has turned the team around, he still acts like he is the greatest coach who ever lived (when in reality people might give that title to Vince Lombardi, Mike Ditka, or Tom Landry). One can only hope he'll get his act together next season if it comes around (all signs point to probably not).
Guy #1: Man that guy is such a Rex Ryan!
Guy #2: I know, he's always running his damn mouth when he shouldn't.
Guy #2: I know, he's always running his damn mouth when he shouldn't.
by The Mighty Quinn 3000 April 18, 2011
Get the Rex Ryanmug.