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Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys
Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.
by Slowam March 30, 2022
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Dave

That dumbass person at work that lives here: 192.16.148.239
I fucking hate Dave.
by bigboyballs445 December 7, 2023
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Dave Mustang

What you get if Dave Mustaine's mum snagged a Ford Mustang
I'm gonna call him Dave Mustang
by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023
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Daving

The act of fingering your own asshole while your legs are raised and behind your head.
Oi, stop daving and get over here.

I walked into a room and saw him Daving.
by Cried out for Ted Longford October 14, 2020
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Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.
Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave
by Batmanfr March 23, 2024
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Uncle Dave

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."
by Diddler May 28, 2022
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one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.
That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.
by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023
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