pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.

J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.

by jason October 16, 2003

Buckness monster

The lochness monster got buck.
Used to express an extreme emotion.

Person one- "I crashed my car today"
Person two- "Ohh that sucks like the buckness monster.

by StinaC December 25, 2008

Green Monster

In Marine Corps boot camp, this is the little book you are issued that has all of the required knowledge in it. You take it with you to class and study it every free moment you have.

Drill Instructor: Ok, How bout takin out your Green Monsters and studying NASTYS!!

by sfmc98 September 30, 2009

monster

The fucking ugliest fatest girl. Thinks people like her. Likes the biggest hick in school. And luckily cleans up well.

Jessica is a monster

by Monster hater February 21, 2005

Googly Monster

A type of monster that lives under stairs in the basements of houses. They grab your legs and pull you back down whilst you run back upstairs.

The Googly Monster almost got me last time I went downtstairs.

by Poncherello August 8, 2006

Couch Monster

A female college freshman who fucks numerous members of the rugby team on the couch in the rugby house, couches in Sophomore dorms, or just straight up raw dawgs on the couch.

Yo, Garbage Dick just got Couch Monstered in Hitchcock!

Yo, Joe just got caught by the couch monster!

by Joey Peanuts March 10, 2009

Cookie Monster

adjective - Describing a vocal style common in heavy modern rock bands, where the singer employs a low, throaty voice that is reminiscent of the well-known muppet character.

noun - a singer/vocalist who employs this vocal technique.

Man, I hate all of those cookie-monster bands.

by secretdonkey June 20, 2003