Side-kick douche

friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc

"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"

"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"

by sandycan January 7, 2012

ninja-kickarific

an act that was so terrific a ninja could have performed it.

man that guys landing was ninja-kickarific

by emoizzy135 July 8, 2012

missionary kick

Two women using their big toes to pleasure eachother

After a great night thr lesbians had some fun using the missionary kick.

by sealav December 20, 2014

wet kick

When you kick something such as a ball and it's a really shit kick

Josh: *gives the ball a really shit kick*
Mary: that was a really wet kick, Josh. Wyd

by Nicolade May 25, 2016

fort kickass

Where authority is not recognized.

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.

by tston3r March 27, 2016

pussy kick

Getting kicked in pussy

I pussy kicked my friends today. I was fun!!

by Pussy kick May 11, 2017

chromosome kick

A sasine martial arts move in which someone with 1 more chromosome performs a kick that is so strong in gives the person and extra chromosome.

“Sasine was normal until he was stricken down with a chromosome kick”

by Bartley October 24, 2017