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Krick

A type of sexually transmitted disease found in Northern Ireland. Thought to have specifically emanated from the City Lisburn. The term "Krick" is generally used to describe the disease and anyone who has the disease; it is also compared to the stigma of having Aids, brought about by programs like South Park and Bass Eye. For example, to quote the satirical comedy show Brass Eye "you have the bad aids!" literally can be translated as "You have the Krick"; all the underlying connotation of that particular sketch is translated literally therefore the stigma is made worse.

The phonetic sound of the word derives from the Chinese City (pronounced "Shitty") Wok character in the well known South Park series. Racial stereotypical voices have been known to pronounce the sentence which includes the word "Krick".

The Krick can also be used to describe a female who is considered "easy" and therefore "full of the Krick"; however in contrast that person will be concerned about social ladders and hierarchies. These social ladders preside in music scenes such as goth, rock, metal, electro and punk. However other genres can be considered if it brings about a favourable social hierarchy.
"He has all of the krick"

"Haaaww the Kricky eh? You want the shitty beef? or the shitty pawk??"

"I can't believe (insert name) got the Krick! The bad Krick too!!"

"full of the Krick"

"even the doctor can't help you Krick"
by dem titties...but dat ASS!!! August 22, 2012
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Kick Club

An anonymous group of people who KICK charity stream goals out of the water, led by the kick overlord. MMMMM good stuff. We wear our hearts on our sleeve and do good, and when we're done we fly away like an eagle.
YOU'VE BEEN KICKED!
KICK CLUB RULES!
by sad annon July 22, 2019
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Kiss up kick down

Kiss up kick down is a neologism, believed to have originated in the United States, which describes the situation where employees in an organisation are polite superiors to the point of sycophancy but abusive and unpleasant to subordinates. The people who do this are often those who do not have the ability to progress further and try to take out their frustrations on others as they lack the courage to try something new. They are usually bullies who are scared of competition, change and anything else that they see as a threat.
“I see Malcolm’s gone from reducing Jenny to tears to kissing Mark’s arse.”
“That’s Malcolm, kiss up kick down.”
by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015
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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023
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Kicking Mustang

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.
Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023
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Squad Kick

When an emergency medical technician who has worked 911 previous to getting a job with a medical transport company, he/she may have trouble letting go of the adrenaline of the emergency, and thus still does midless things on routine non-emergency transport that are indicative of the fact that they do not care for the comfort of the patient being transported.

One example is the "Squad Kick."

A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.

A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
"Hey douchebag, do you mind not kicking that fucking lock, there is a living person on this stretcher. You want to Squad Kick, go to your gay rescue squad and practice with your wacker buddies, fucking loser."
by Last Shot Caller January 15, 2008
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Kick rocks

Basically a politer way of telling someone to Fuck off
by Urrbanjoe1 December 27, 2015
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