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Mythical Creature. A generally small, evil, and vengeful dwarf. Known to have gray smoke appear to announce it's arrival, the Kricko does not grant wishes but instead takes one's greatest dreams from them. Although cute and cuddly, the Kricko is not to be separated from its possessions, items hoarded over the years.

Slang for someone who is a mooch or bum.
Jesus, that guy is such a kricko.

Look at that kricko begging for money.
Kricko by Jack's sick kidney September 22, 2009
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Mayo Kracko 

To cum in/on one's ass crack
You know that girl Jamie I met at the bar last night? I gave her a good, old-fashioned Mayo Kracko in the bathroom stall!
Mayo Kracko by cvmsu17 February 28, 2017
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hasn't seen the football since the kickoff 

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.
A short barreled variant of the AK47 or AK74-developed for Soviet tank crews. Often seen displayed behind Osama Bin Laden in stock newsfilm footage,and villanized by anti-gun types!
The Russian Tankers opened up on the Afhgan rebels with their Krinkovs.
Krinkov by mohctep October 9, 2005
friend. partner. buddy
also see: son, dunn, co'd(co defendant), comrade,
what up kicko
kicko by eLz October 6, 2003
perfect,stunning,amazing,and smart (kricket) short small girl who can get any guy
person 1: wow she perfect
person 2: shes soo kricket
kricket by imrealcool May 31, 2015
Krikor is the name of an Armenian hero who helped keep the Armenians Christian when they were under control by a cruel dictator. Currently it is being used as a name. (My name is not Krikor)
Teacher: Class say hello to the new student Krikor.
Class: Hi Krikor.
Krikor by Freddy Melkumian February 17, 2009
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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