Spanking the ham

furious masturbation

"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.

by gorilla tongue December 16, 2008

dirty ham sandwich

Name for a dirty STD cheating slut

My ex sure had me fooled, I thought she had a shiny pink taco but she ain't nothin but a dirty ham sandwich. I gotta go to the clinic...

by mikethejerk March 29, 2017

The Ham Man

A man who "goes and gets this bread" and returns with all of the ham instead.

Jake: Lets go get this bread!
Also Jake: *Returns with all the hams"
Jimmy: You are The Ham Man

by cReAM sOdA FaYGo September 11, 2018

West ham

1.) A neighborhood in East London, England

2.) West Ham United, a football team with an intensely loyal following despite them never winning a damn thing year after year

by Poopy McCallister III Esq. July 30, 2003

Amy Ham

A female character from the independat film "Stonegate: From 90 to 91"

Amy Ham was the one who looked like the character Samuel. Though sexy, hot and desired by many in the movie, Amy wore a chastity belt to avoid the "Alabama dongs."

"Sharon, drop your pants and quit being an Amy Ham."

Hey dude, did ya score?
No, I got hammed.

by Sammy Patrick January 15, 2005

English Ham

This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.

Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.

by Sir. James July 24, 2008

Cold Ham

Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.

*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.

by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010