Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.

As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.

by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021

Johnny crawl fish kinda night

Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw

Austin’s having a “Johnny crawl fish kinda night”

by Austys November 25, 2021

Routson crawl

The Routson crawl is very much like a reptile without legs. It is a slithering motion usually found occurring in tall grass or a wooded area. The Routson crawl usually precipitates a strike against a human in the form of discipline and without merit in an effort to exercise authority or dominance.

I saw that Routson crawl you just made.

by EastsideFireman December 7, 2021

Mud crawler

A term to describe people who crawl through poop that are in large amounts. These people tend to have a poop fetish that is extreme.

John and his wife are such mud crawlers.

by anonymous January 12, 2022

Mall crawlin

Goin to the mall to hang out with friends

Let’s go mall crawlin

by Lil lil pp January 18, 2022

nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022

Reverse Crow

The act of fully inserting one's cranium into a women's vagina and ideally crawling into her womb. It is the reverse of the birthing process, specifically crowning. It is advisable to cover one's head in a balloon of some sort in order to maximize pleasure.

Guy: Dude, I want to finger that chick.

Experienced Friend: No man, you gotta try reverse crowning.

by PriestLover69 March 23, 2022