Hero Cookies

Unwarranted praise and/or respect sought after by an attention whore after saying or doing something exceptionally trivial.

Billy: Hey Eric, did you see me give that security camera the finger? I must have totally cheesed off the store manager!

Me: So what, you want some hero cookies or something? Shut the fuck up and buy me some Skittles.

Hero Cookies by Lithium Dreams September 1, 2005

Cookie Grabber 

Something which is used to steal your cookies and hack into your Neopets account. It was used by KaosKinesis in the great January 2005 CG Scare.

Kaos is a dick. He should stop using Cookie Grabbers, grow some balls, and step outside and get a real job, and stop 'hacking' people on a kid's website.

Cookie Grabber by FriendlyN3opian January 17, 2006

fortune cookie game 

when the fortune is read, the words "in bed" are added to the end. this makes for extrememly amusing results.

"my friends and i love playing the fortune cookie game...once, i got a fortune that said 'don't panic...in bed.'"

fortune cookie game by love me i'm a liberal March 19, 2007

Death cookie 

A rather large nugget of snow/ice that is formed either by ski resort groomers or broken off of a cornice

dude that death cookie made me eat hard

Death cookie by quazymoto March 21, 2008

the cookie monster 

The blue...thing in Sesame Street that used to consume cookies in large amounts, but has now been turned into the Veggie Monster to make sure that the children of America will not go and become fatter than their parents.

"Hey, did you see the Cookie Monster?"
"Say what? Who dat?"

the cookie monster by Crashfromtheotherside November 6, 2006

Cookie Dough Butt 

When your ass is itchy and uncomfortable a short time
after an insufficient ass wipe with toilet paper.

Man, I have to go back to the bathroom, I have cookie dough butt.

Cookie Dough Butt by Tony Yunker October 13, 2006

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings 

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome

The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings by Doggysoft August 20, 2006