cat clock 

The cat's asshole, because it resembles a watch dial. See Tabby TimexPekinese Rolex

Grandma thought she saw a cat clock. Every time the cat walked through the kitchen, Grandma would point at the asshole and say, "I can see what time it is." It was time for her meds, that's what time it was. Gimme the tin foil hat, Grandma!

cat clock by Pantaloon January 30, 2008

Cat Game 

A fictional game occasionally played by cops and highway patrolmen in Super Troopers, wishing to get a kick out of life, and have some fun with their job.

The objective is to say "meow" as many times as possible to the driver you just pulled over. Foster currently holds the record at 10.

Ten? Starting right meow?

All right meow, hand over your license and registration.

Your registration? Hurry up meow.

Allright meow where were we?

Don't think boy, meow do you know how fast you were goin'?

Meow what is so damn funny?

Cat Game by BigMace255 June 3, 2005

cat shit 

a small shit, much like that of a cat's.

person 1: Man, I take like tiny shits.
person 2: Haha, you take like little cat shits.

cat shit by tyrotoxism August 14, 2010

cat ears and tail 

Used to describe virginity. Inspired by the Japanese manga "Loveless," where humans are born with feline ears as well as tails (males and females alike). After having sexual intercourse, their ears and tails fall off. It is used as a sign of purity and innocence.

No, I've never had sex. Still have my cat ears and tail, as they would say.

cat ears and tail by zpat July 7, 2006

Cat Jizz 

A viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. It is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. When stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.

When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.

Guy 1: Dude! What did you just step in?
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!

Cat Jizz by rice4lyfeinda415 March 16, 2009

cat collector 

A single person that attempts to fill the loneliness in their life with cats.

Jenny couldn't find a husband so she went to the Human Society and became a cat collector.

cat collector by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Cat's cookies 

when somethings is cooler than cool its defiantly the cat's cookies.
or
When something is better than the cat's pajamas.

That girls dress is the cat's cookies. This party is the cat's cookies. Yo that weed smells like the cat's cookies.

Cat's cookies by I'm the cats cookies baby June 22, 2011