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wife a kill

Somebody who just wanted the kill (to fuck) and ended up dating the person. Their intentions were just to fuck and go but they felt attached and then wifed them.
"Yo did you here about peter and ashley"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"
by rebeccaregrets April 21, 2020
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Reverse Spawn Kill

Getting a kill shortly after (re)spawning, or being killed by someone/something that just (re)spawned or became visible.
Can be abbreviated to RSK. Some call this a "Kill Spawn".
I was driving down the road in GTA on a bike when, out of nowhere, an empty plane spawned in a hangar and crushed me. Ouch. But I did get a laugh from that reverse spawn kill.
by The_Epicness9000 April 30, 2020
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can’t kill my high

Can’t kill my high, can’t kill my buzz
by Atesz January 9, 2021
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Permission To Kill

A Roleplaying rule where you must have permission to kill someone. It's a common rule that Fail-roleplayers somehow don't know exist.
It's quite simple, yet sometime complicated, you have to both imagine a scenario where the person you wish to kill both dies, and lives.
To ask someone you just say Permission to kill? or PTK?.
Example 1:
Person 1: |:| I lowered my pistol to aim at your head, then I ready my finger on the trigger. Permission To Kill? |:|
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: |:| I pull the trigger back. A gunshot echoed through the empty building. |:|
Person 2: |:| As he laid there with a bleeding hole in his head. This would be the end of his story. |:|

Example 2:
Person 1: |:| I lowered my pistol to aim at your head, then I ready my finger on the trigger. Permission To Kill? |:|
Person 2: No.
Person 1: |:| After a few moments of hesitation, he lowered his pistol. |:|
"Get out of here, I don't want to see you again. Is that clear?"
Person 2: "Y-yes! I-I won't come back anymore!"
Person 1: "Good. Now get."
by The Partygoers! May 9, 2021
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im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck
Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself
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i want to kill myself

a phrase to say when youve gone through so much stress, anxiety, trauma, and worry
person 1: i want to kill myself
person 2: dang me too im sorry
by icythesimp February 20, 2023
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When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…
“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette

“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023
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