Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese

When I went down on her, her fanny was covered in flap yoghurt

by The haggis Fister April 17, 2021

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Detroit Frozen Yogurt

when a man defecates directly onto his female partner’s anus and it drips or falls to the vagina. Then he mashes it into her vagina and anus and she pushes it out into a cup to eat like ice cream. Then the guy has to cum on the shit.

Nick: I gave Stacy some Detroit Frozen Yogurt last night.
Kevin: nice

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 May 13, 2020

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purple headed yogurt slinger

A fleshy penis that slings cum all over the place continuously.

My purple headed yogurt slinger slayed your girlfriends face.

by THE BEAN FLICKER April 30, 2006

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yoga mom

A sassy clueless whore of a mother who lets their children go out and go wherever their BMW'S take them. They are often found at the tanning salon or at the nearest yoga studio. They have over 2,000 friends on Facebook and have no clue where their children are at anytime. Their husbands are always out of town due to "business" or "golf trips". They are against sex but will provide condoms whenever a child is in need of one or ten.

Yoga mom: "hey honey, what are you doing tonight?"
Child: " Oh nothing, can i have $100 for some vodka?"
Yoga Mom: "Oh that okay, just take my 4 bottles of fireball for the night!! Be safe"

Child: "You're such a yoga mom i love you so much"

by butty102 July 7, 2016

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yogitha

A girl who thinks she knows everything but actually doesn't know anything. She is a drunkard and becomes an animal after getting drunk. She is a very kind and loving person with good helping nature.

My friend acts like a yogitha everytime he gets drunk 🤦 ♀️

by Daam October 13, 2020

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