five year plan

When the object of your affections is *just* a bit too young, but give it five years...

"Dude, she's illegal"
"Yeah but she's my five year plan"

by Al2007 May 11, 2007

New Year Flu

The sudden "sickness" that you catch, preventing you from completing your New Year's Resolution.

Bill: McDonalds? I thought you said your wife was going to try to lose weight this year.

Ray: She was going to sign up for the gym, but she caught the New Year Flu.

by rydizz January 2, 2012

Chinese New Year

when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.

Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died

by nerdymatt98 June 16, 2011

Dick Year

Approximately twelve days

It took me a dick year to get to work this morning.

by e_a_k June 29, 2006

new year's eve

the night before the next year

december 31st

by nick January 4, 2004

d'year me

Short for "Do you hear me/Can you hear me?"

Mainly used in the North.

D'year me ya thick fooker?

D'year me? What about now? Now? Now? What about now???

by Wajid Kahn October 31, 2007

9 year old

Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions

15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!

by Pseudohan January 30, 2020