Montclair MILF

1. A mother of a student that attends the New Jersey school Montclair State University with a status of being fine or hot.
2. A woman age 35 or older that attended Montclair State University as her post-secondary education.
1. “Yo bro, you’ve been to Cedric’s house before? Bro’s mom is hot asf”
“Yeah she a Montclair MILF, Cedric gotta hide her”
2. “Damn Professor Reyes is a baddie and she 39 too”.

“Professor Reyes a Montclair MILF, she attended here back in ‘02 to ‘06”.
by Pseudohan August 26, 2022
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9 year old

Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions
15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!
by Pseudohan January 30, 2020
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Tony Lopez

A predator on app known as Tiktok. Also known for hitting on little 15 year old girls. So if you encounter this man on Tiktok, avoid him at all costs
Tony Lopez-“hey lol
15 year old girl- “hi”
Tony Lopez-“wanna see some pics shhh
15 year old girl- “Uhhh no thanks you’re like 21”
15 year
by Pseudohan October 08, 2020
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Dyke

Person 1: "Yo, you heard about the fight?"
Person 2: Yeah, it was between Rylan and a dyke.
by Pseudohan December 17, 2019
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