Aunt Teresa

The female version of an Uncle Tom.

Candace Owens says blacks don't go to college. What an Aunt Teresa!

by Big Daddy Pain July 21, 2021

Walking on All Threes

An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities.

Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:

-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger

Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.

Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean game of mobile horseshoes."

Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"

Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.

(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.

Seriously, don't be Fred.

by Harlequin's Smile December 23, 2011

Bad Idea Tees

The name says it. BAD IDEA of jokes on some tee shirts.

That is a bad idea for a t-shirt. That is why it's called "BAD IDEA TEES"

Everyone: *Applauds*

by Link998 February 9, 2014

Aniqer's treasure

The treasure that Faiyazul Hoque never found but wishes to find

Aniqer's treasure is something I would never find - Faiyazul Hoque 2020

by mamadou514 September 24, 2021

Super Duper Treason

The crime of being grossly incompetent, betraying one's country or the United States, especially by attempting to kill
or overthrow the sovereign or government.

They were convicted of Super Duper Treason. Special Prosecutor John Durham charged Democrats with Super Duper Treason for Allegedly Spying on a Sitting President of the United States.

by George Balloutine February 13, 2022

treat me like white tees

Something hot men say to pick up sexy girls in a gangsta house when actually they put on thigh makeup in the centre of Italy.

hey baby treat me like white tees

by chugjugmasterofsex September 17, 2023

Teresa

A Hispanic woman, usually tall with black hair, dark eyes, and very ambitious. She will do anything to get what she wants

She will deny love and her poor origins to get what she wants. But at the end, things don't go her way and she ends up suffering from love

Never trust Teresa. You may think you love her, but once she takes it all, you will want nothing more, but to hate her...

Mariano: Will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you rich?
Mariano: No, but I have lots of love for you.
Teresa: Not enough

Arturo: Teresa,will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you a millionaire?
Arturo: No, a zillionaire
Teresa: I do

by personbehidscrren August 15, 2016