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As long as the trees grow

Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"
As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.
by musicishigh November 7, 2016
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Long Range Laterals

Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.

It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
by Acid Laced PenguiN August 6, 2009
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Long Island salute

Got cut off on the LIE, so I gave them the Long Island salute.
by WreckingBar June 24, 2021
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Fort Kevin Long

Fort Kevin Long, a beautiful Nation not rivaled by many. Fort Kevin Long is one of the richest Nations and also has one of the least corrupt leaders to help run the country. Tommy G.
Fort Kevin Long is better than New Squidward
by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 11, 2023
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juan inch long

That dude was juan inch long.
by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016
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lome long time

clown #1:wanna lome long time?
Clown #2: sure
Clown #1 & #2: *agrassively rapes asian kid*
by dame quick October 17, 2019
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