soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina

dude that was a very soft velvet underground

by ted324 August 14, 2009

Soft cunt

When you constantly whine about being an ex-Wigan player and you suck Shaun Wane’s dick.

Or, you are only joined Jujitsu to cuddle men.

Look at him there telling every one to Google him, I used to room with Lomax. What a soft cunt

by Hayeis July 29, 2022

dream soft launch

saving pic of siennas picture in chat saying random shit when high-aubrey reighmer

“my
dream soft launch”

by dream soft launch August 19, 2025

Soft shelled baby back bitch

A Trump loving troglodyte that is devoid of facts. When presented with facts they deflect and never answer the original question. The generally also clam the fuck up because they can't answer a simple question without destroying their cultish ideals.

Jd Vance is a soft shelled baby back bitch!

by Draksar October 13, 2025

Soft

Cocaine

“Yo man you got any soft?”

“No man, I only got hard, tina, and down.”

by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish October 8, 2023

Nut on soft

Verb
When an event occurs that is so arousing, the ol' peener doesn't have time to become erect. Therefore, you ejaculate while still flaccid.

I saw my son nut on soft the other day. lol. Boys will be boys.

by Baby cheeks7 March 6, 2019

Soft Stuff

Any area of the body particularly vulnerable to attack, i.e. the belly or genitals. Euphemistically, this is meant to convey any vulnerability, be it emotional, physical or otherwise.

A'int that a kick in the soft stuff?

Just hit em in the soft stuff and walk away.

by ihavemadefire June 24, 2019