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Uber minute

I’ll meet you in an Uber minute.

Means I’ll meet you in 5 minutes
by NycPas October 16, 2018
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California Minute

My boi took 2 California minutes to get here.
by YuOfTheNight December 13, 2018
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Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.
Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.
by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019
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Canadian mitten

When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.
Dude, I totally gave myself a Canadian mitten last night with that girl!
by YaYa#20 March 28, 2019
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Nifty mittens

If you’re really good at handling the puck while playing hockey, it could have been at some point said that you have nifty mittens.
Henrik passes the puck up through the neutral zone to Pavel, Pavel corals the feed from Henrik and proceeds to enter the zone while displaying to all who are watching the nifty mittens he possesses as he dekes with the puck past two defenders at the same time and shoots the puck into the net for a goal.

Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.
by mandez19 September 30, 2019
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GVB minute

A GVB minute is an undefined amount of seconds a minute can last. The Amsterdam Public Transport Company (GVB) has the tendency to display the amount of minutes a tram or metro should arrive but one GVB minute can be five real minutes.
“Sarah at what time will you arrive? I don’t know Julia. My metro should be here within 3 GVB minutes. Oww, okay than I have some time to walk the dog.”
by Taalknaap December 10, 2019
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Testiculas-mitotisome

The act of when your single testicle goes into a state of mitosis and morphs into the two all men should have today.
"Why does Mikey only have one ball?"
He dick hasn't hit the testiculas-mitotisome stage yet
"Ah gotcha"
by BitmapRGB December 22, 2019
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