ElKaijuKing's definitions

Gojira

A Godzillasaurus awakened and mutated by hydrogen bomb testing in the Pacific Ocean. Gojira (Godzilla) is 50 meters (164.4 feet) tall and can breathe fire. This Kaiju attacked Tokyo in 1954, leaving everything it touched or destroyed radioactive. After a couple of days, the monster was reduced to a skeleton when the humans used the Oxygen Destroyer.

“It’s...It’s...Gojira!”

by ElKaijuKing January 7, 2019

Mechagodzilla

A mechanical doppelgänger of Godzilla, hence the name “Mechagodzilla”. MG was built by the Black Hole Planet 3 Aliens (space simians), with the intention to give Godzilla a bad reputation and to destroy him.

“Mechagodzilla...Beat Godzilla to death.”

by ElKaijuKing January 6, 2019

Senior

A human being, male, female OR of another gender who is 65 years or older.

Your grandparents are probably senior citizens

by ElKaijuKing January 8, 2019

School

HELL.

Wake up, Jr.! Time for school!

by ElKaijuKing January 22, 2019

Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.

Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.

by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019