mental cart

n. When you think about adding an item to your online shopping cart, but don't actually add it.

v. 1. mental carted

I added that oatmeal to my mental cart, but didn't actually buy it. Now I am hungry and have no oatmeal.

by dawghawk12 June 15, 2018

mentality

When something is so mad that you have to mix the words mental and insanity

"He actually did a backflip off the first floor. Mentality"

by ShitLuckBecameACuck June 16, 2018

Mental Jackers

Some asshole who comes and steals your thoughts and turns it into their life's work aka Blaqadomas

Some fool who jacked my account and took credit for Cracker naggle then came up with a stupidass word. He's one of those mental jackers.

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

Menthand

Short for mentally handicapped.

You look like a menthand when you make that face

by RickyMcRickets August 10, 2018

mentalipen

It means nothing.

Johnny states; "Mentalipen means nothing. It's not a word."
Harold answers; "Ok"

by KurtKåreJohnny September 8, 2018

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

Mentalness

When Donald Trump runs for the presidency of the USA and he’s elected president.

- Have you heard Donald trump was elected president of USA?

- That´s pure mentalness!

by H Clinton October 10, 2018