Suicide Jerk

A suicide jerk is when you call your parents and ask them to come to your room and you try to finish jerking off before they walk in.

Sorry I can’t come over tonight my parents grounded me because I failed a suicide jerk.

by Loudnclear3510 June 1, 2019

Jerk

A new popular dance sweeping the nation.
Usually skater-type boys and girls like to
''jerk''

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh7XB-iHl04

they jerk in the vid.

by Starfish07 March 7, 2009

jerk

a retard who cant stop talking about dildos and his friends wiener

hey have you seen the jerk he owes me ten dollars

by jhh3 January 16, 2009

circle jerk

Prostitutes term for a male who drives around the block looking at hookers but not picking one up.

one hooker to another when commenting on prospective client,
'ignore him, he's a circle jerk'

by n vaughan November 26, 2004

jerkaholic

slang; a girl who finds herself constantly falling for the wrong guys who her friends think are jerks.

"I can't believe she feel for that bastard, she is such a jerkaholic!"

by Bec April 5, 2005

Jeck

Slang term used in place of "heck" also created by Sam H.

what the jeck are you talking about? Thats silly huh

by Sam Hudson September 30, 2007

jamacain-jerk

chicken-sandwich at the gazeebo grille

I will have the Jamaican-jerk sandwich please!

by Norm Smith December 21, 2004