blow french kisses

A phrase guaranteed to cure a pesky preteen of sticking her tongue out at you.

If you blow one more french kiss at me, I'll french kiss you for real!

(the kid asks somebody what a french kiss is)

IIIIEEEWUH!

(the kid never speaks to you again, and looks frightened every time she sees you)

by Downstrike October 6, 2004

French Poodle Cheese Dip

What you say when you dont have anything else to say.
See Jesus Monkey Lords

French Poodle Cheese Dip I am bored!

by George Hoefer March 28, 2005

Pigeon French

Pigeon French is a derogatory term for the irritating "French Creole" language spoken by Haitians.

Haitian Cab Driver: "BOM-BOM-BOM POULET"

Fare: "No, I said Left goddammit, stop with all that pigeon french & get off the fucking phone!

by thatsnotracist October 26, 2010

French Strip

n. When one strips down for sex, but finds their signifigant other already asleep.

n. When one falls asleep in the middle of sex.

This comes from the stereotype of the sleepy frenchman.

I was so drunk last night, that I passed once I hit the sheets. Turns out my wife gave me a French Strip, and she was PISSED this morning.

by Aaron S July 30, 2008

french kissing life

A life with out worry or stress. A relaxing day to day itinerary.

"French kissing life square in the mouth, sailing out on the sea." - Kenny Chesney.

Celebrities pretend to lead french kissing lives, but that's impossible under public scrutiny.

by mvbrendan July 12, 2006

French Dip

A lady teabag. An offensive gesture where a woman will pull her pants down or lift up her skirt and press the lips of her vagina on an immobile/unconscious/dead victim. If the woman is on her period, this can also be called a French Dip with au jus.

Fred: Did you hear that Mary gave Steve the french dip again?
Barry: Yeah, it was intense. She gave him extra au jus on the house.

by El Chipacabra July 19, 2011

french club

A group of high school kids, usually low on the social ladder, whom stay after school to study the french language and culture.

"Let's go beat up the french club!"

by Platypus February 21, 2004