crotch top

a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.

Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"

by keVIInXI February 18, 2011

Crotched

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

by Coont March 2, 2011

Crotchie

A selfie of your undercarriage

That ho be sweatin' my nutz, so I sent her a crotchie to seal the diz'eal

by SaintBreesy09 February 6, 2015

crotchicorn

The infamous severed unicorn head duct taped and gorilla glued to someone's genitalia.

Look at how horny that crotchicorn is.

by imacactusstingray February 2, 2017

Crotch Rot

A nasty, musty smell coming from a vagina. Depending on the person, it can be a very arousing smell: much like a natural pheromone.

Damn, Kathy, I can smell your crotch rot all the way from over here!!

by kathyberthy April 18, 2017

Crotch

Besides the obvious definition, it also means to throw something away. Such as an illegal drug or drug paraphernalia.

Guy 1: shit man the fuzz is coming crotch the weed
Guy 2: alright I threw it in the ditch

by The_semi stoner March 10, 2022

Disney Crotch

The act of walking bow legged due to chaffing of the inner thigh and groin region . Caused by presence of friction between the thighs . Which creates a dry sensitive red hive like reaction. Provoked and brought on by the daily walking of an amusement park on a hot sweaty day . Such as Disneyland .

I got Disney crotch so bad right now" . "I totally got Disney crotch at the park today .

by PinkPistol December 15, 2010