blumpkin 2.0

the process of getting your dick sucked by an obese black man at mcdonalds

tom: hey jake, I heard you ordered a blumpkin 2.0 at the drive thru at mccdonalds

jake: fuck you tom you fuckface

by Topher McTopherson April 10, 2010

Blumpin

1. inspiring awe
2. very impressive

Last nights party was blumpin especially after that girl took her top off.

by x_0 April 23, 2009

blimps

(noun) This unusual word refers to the hot rocks that come from your spliff when you smoke hash.

"a blimp has just burned a hole in my hoodie arrrghhh"

by Lozi Marsland November 23, 2004

Blumpster

When one receives a Blumpkin inside of a dumpster. This is a way to keep the blumpkin a bit cleaner.

I got a blumpster from a bum the other day, he was collecting cans, and i had a couple to offer him.

by Chimo946 January 8, 2008

Blumpkin Seed-Pie

The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.

*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!

by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009

Blumpkin Patch

A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!

Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.

by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010

phantom blumper

When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...

Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...

by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009