Status Quoc

The existing state of affairs within a group of irresponsible delinquents.

Person 1 ‘Let’s eat supers at Riva’

Person 2 ‘isn’t that the status quoc’

by Prince Quoc December 28, 2021

wig status

The point of being drunk when you are hammered but not quite blacked out. Capable of anything and everything.

I cant believe you stole that parking meter. You were wig status.

by mini wig November 14, 2009

Self-Statusfying

the feeling of satisfaction when you've updated your status on a social media network.

to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.

also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction

"Mmmm, I just updated my FB profile with my entire agenda for the day and I feel great! Posting details about my life is very self-statusfying."

by efamilyusa February 4, 2010

Panda status

used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.

man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!

man2: thanks man.

man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.

by daxterrific April 6, 2010

Lion Status

Duck tape each finished beer can around your head like a mane.

"Oh man...i gained lion status last night."
*high fives all around*

by ice cream wizard July 19, 2010

Sympathy Status

Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.

"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."

"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."

by ChasingGrace September 25, 2011

black status

1. When your tan gets so insane that people start asking you if your ancestors were slaves.
2. When youre white and you friend call you his nigglet

Im tellin you, Sam got that black status goin on maaaan

by Te61 June 20, 2016