sloppy spirograph

a sexual act named for a popular children's toy which creates random designs. the act is performed while having sex with a woman of petite proportions, also known as a "spinner", who is currently menstruating. the man spins her around thereby creating colorful designs on his bedsheets with her menstrual fluid.

These sheets are filthy! Did you make a sloppy spirograph on them or what?

by dragonschld June 11, 2008

Sloppy Wings

Good ass wings from Soldato's Pizzeria. Mix in some wing sauce and blue cheese dressing and you have the most delicious wings of your life. Kind of spicy. You will jizz yourself upon partaking them.

Friend 1: What should we order for game night? It has to be something everyone will eat.
Friend 2: SLOPPY WINGS!
Friend 1: Those are thebomb.com

by cooler709 May 27, 2009

Slippy Nipple

The Slippery Nipple is a layered cocktail shooter most commonly composed of Baileys Irish Cream and Sambuca. When prepared properly, the ingredients separate into two distinct visible layers. The layering is due to the relative densities of the ingredients. The Baileys takes the edge off the anise-flavored Sambuca.

It is also a wet small projection of skin containing the outlets for 15-20 lactiferous ducts arranged cylindrically around the tip. or nipple, tits, honkers, breasts etc

Ah look at those soaking slippy nipples

Mate buy me a slippy nipple these beer isnt flowing!

by Bournemouth Massive December 13, 2009

sloppy joeing

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Chris: haha look at that offbrand chump
James: yea man he be sloppy joeing

by ObamaC May 27, 2010

Sloppy Glapy

When a woman is on her period during sexual intercourse with a man and then proceeds to perform oral sex on his period soaked penis.

Don't kiss Lauren, I heard she gave a Sloppy Glapy to Tim!

by Dr. Melody E. King May 22, 2011

sloppy schoeb steamer cream

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.

If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.

by badhatter88 October 11, 2011

Slappetizer

When someone slaps you in the face to give you a taste of the full-blown fight that is about to erupt.

Paul: Did you watch 30 Rock last night?
Steve: That show is stupid.
*Paul gives Steve a slappetizer, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him*

by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014