A-Shirt

Often mistaken for an undershirt, the A-Shirt is actually a quality piece of pimping attire. Usually worn underneath a mostly unbuttoned shirt, or by itself to helplessly seduce the ladies. Quality.

That pimp in that pink Cadillac is sportin' and A-Shirt!

by Cute Mark March 24, 2003

Shirt-bomb

The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.

'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!

by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

shirddle

medium sized shirt worn by a large person with a larger belly

chris farley or jack black in a way too small shirt holding in their belly thus a shirddle.

by randle93 May 11, 2009

shirtcreasing

A woman wearing only a t-shirt that stops above her waist (in lieu of committing to complete nudity). It occasionally means that there is some aspect of her breast appearance (i.e. size, nipple shape, etc.) that she's embarrassed about, but more often suggests that she's just trashy and has poor taste.

"Honey, did you lose Barbie's pants again? That little doll of yours is always shirtcreasing."

"That shirtcreasing dreadlocks girl grosses me out. I feel like if I even get near her herpes might make an airborne jump."

by oaksteryeah September 3, 2009

Shirts Opshi

A party or other social gathering where shirts are not mandatory by one or more male partakers. A style made famous by J.Deglan

(Disco playing in the background of a house party) "Degs, where's your shirt?"
"Shirts Opshi bitch"

by Lenny2121 April 22, 2010

shirvell

Noun. An hysterical anti-gay screed used to deny the author’s fears of his own hidden sexuality.

Can you believe the lawyers for Prop 8 cited a shirvell from George Reker?

by Ima Pfister November 10, 2010

Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011