Shirelle is an amazing friend to be around. She loves to have a party but is very clingy to her friends. She is loved by everyone and always is up for a laugh. Her smile is contagious and Shirelle enjoys helping out others. She is very pretty and doesn’t need to wear any makeup for her to look gorgeous.
The feeling one has when they hear/see/feel something they absolutely cannot stand often to the point where they cringe. Some people also suffer from shrivelly "attacks"; Involving spazzing out until comfortable again. It is believed to be a mental disorder.
- Around the dinner table -
Child: "Mom, will you pass the.."
Mom: " -Screeches fork against glass plate-"
Child: "AHHHH, MOM!! WTFFFF!! YOU KNOW THAT MAKES ME SO SHRIVELLY!! -Curls up in a ball & rocks back and forth for multiple minutes-"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*