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Shirvell 

The thin, narrow tip of the insertion end of an anal douche.
Sometimes, it can be more comfortable for the patient if the shirvell is lubricated prior to insertion of the anal douche.
Shirvell by infidel248 September 30, 2010
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shirvell 

Verb. To author or speak out loud a hysterical anti-gay rant in order to deny one’s own fear of one’s hidden sexuality.
I went to hear Bishop Eddie Long’s sermon and he spent the whole time shirvelling.
shirvell by Ima Pfister November 10, 2010

shirvell 

Noun. An hysterical anti-gay screed used to deny the author’s fears of his own hidden sexuality.
Can you believe the lawyers for Prop 8 cited a shirvell from George Reker?
shirvell by Ima Pfister November 10, 2010

shirelle 

these people are normally the hottest, nicest, prettiest girls around, if they are single, only god knows why?
Wow man she defenatly a shirelle
shirelle by philldumffy April 13, 2011

Shirelle 

Shirelle is an amazing friend to be around. She loves to have a party but is very clingy to her friends. She is loved by everyone and always is up for a laugh. Her smile is contagious and Shirelle enjoys helping out others. She is very pretty and doesn’t need to wear any makeup for her to look gorgeous.
Oh my gosh that must be a Shirelle! Look at how gorgeous she looks!
Shirelle by Smartgal January 15, 2019

shirrell 

Hot, focused, Artistic, good nature, business person, One man woman, Generous, and loving
Boy#1: I wish I had a Shirrell in my life.
Boy#2: shirrells are the best.
shirrell by Anthony221 November 12, 2017
The feeling one has when they hear/see/feel something they absolutely cannot stand often to the point where they cringe. Some people also suffer from shrivelly "attacks"; Involving spazzing out until comfortable again. It is believed to be a mental disorder.
- Around the dinner table -

Child: "Mom, will you pass the.."
Mom: " -Screeches fork against glass plate-"
Child: "AHHHH, MOM!! WTFFFF!! YOU KNOW THAT MAKES ME SO SHRIVELLY!! -Curls up in a ball & rocks back and forth for multiple minutes-"
Shrivelly by MorganAlmighty May 20, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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