shirvell

Verb. To author or speak out loud a hysterical anti-gay rant in order to deny one’s own fear of one’s hidden sexuality.

I went to hear Bishop Eddie Long’s sermon and he spent the whole time shirvelling.

by Ima Pfister November 10, 2010

shirvell

Noun. An hysterical anti-gay screed used to deny the author’s fears of his own hidden sexuality.

Can you believe the lawyers for Prop 8 cited a shirvell from George Reker?

by Ima Pfister November 10, 2010

Shirvell

The thin, narrow tip of the insertion end of an anal douche.

Sometimes, it can be more comfortable for the patient if the shirvell is lubricated prior to insertion of the anal douche.

by infidel248 September 30, 2010