Low Bird Pressure

An Ailment Some Women Get When They Really Need Some Good Loving.

Chris: "Idk what's wrong with her tonight. She is all over me."

Will: "I do, she's got Low Bird Pressure dude!

by Chris Pence August 5, 2008

Pessi

Pessi is the name of a mythological creature, said to have originated from Buenos Aires. Despite having scored over six hundred tap-ins and penalties, - as well as the odd flukey goal, - legends say he disappeared after being handed a World Cup trophy at the expense of skilful French and Croatian sides. Many people have claimed to see him drifting around the Parc Des Princes, trying to add to his tapestry of tap-ins, yet there are no reports of him having been spotted in a defensive position. Whether or not he has ever existed is debatable.

Pessi had a crestfallen look on his face as he leaned against the Bayern goalpost, just like a finished player. His anguish was evident, as he ran swiftly to the dressing room following Gnabry’s stellar strike to make it 3-0, not stopping to console his heartbroken fan.

by anonymous March 9, 2023

preist

a boy tuching petifile who enjoys and gets sexual plaesure for tuching and fundleing the genitals of prepubesant boys

your a preist? Let me go!!!!

by mike March 13, 2003

pregs

When something very uncrispy happens. Like, majorly uncool.

Oh mate, that's pregs...I can't find the weed.

by Original Killjoys May 22, 2009

Stop the presses

What one can say when a top of the line woman walks by, as you are taken aback by ones beauty.

Guys, is that Chanyne? Stop the presses.

by manfuel254 March 24, 2013

Pressman

Sometimes referred to as "Press" "Man-Eater" or simply "Oh Fuck".

Commonly seen wandering around the fast food and drinking establishments of North London, the average Pressman can be hostile and extremely sexually violent. Especially on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday night and every third full moon.

sexually violent pressman I haven't got with anyone, not even a sausage free food

by Gorillabits February 26, 2011

Pregsex

a) "Pre Gangster Sex" - the act of sex that you must have before gaining full Gangster rights.

b) sex while pregnant.

guy1: had some pregsex last night
guy2: so you're in now?
guy1: fo sho.

girl1: had pregsex yesterday..
girl2: really?
girl2: yeah, uncomfortable..

by umbrellabird123 December 27, 2009