Paulexia

Noun: An abnormal inability for an individual to text back quickly. It is a condition where a person needs more than enough time to reply back. This may include but not limited to: texts, messages, Facebook chats, comments, or shout outs. It is different from people not replying back due to laziness. NOTE: It is a not a real disease.

"He took 2 hours to text me back! He must have a serious Paulexia..."
"Paulexia is a turnoff for me."
"I think she has Paulexia because she hasn't replied me back in ages."

by Spin Hind June 4, 2013

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Paula Dean'ed

Adjective: To be Paula Dean'ed
When you say something you thought was "decently" innocent and it gets turned into a huge, horrible scandal that rules your life.

-"Wow, look at that belly! When is the baby due?"...... (not pregnant) (PAULA DEAN'ED)

-Miss Teen USA 2007 South Carolina" (PAULA DEAN'ED FOREVER)

by thisismypseudonymforreal July 24, 2013

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paul g

A man whose age is unknown, yet despite maturity level appears to be quite youthful. Paul G is a dapper and dedicated contributor to any friendly banter, and is never found without a Bluetooth in his ear. He can be counted on to add a high level of energy and enthusiasm to an outing. Paul G is bright yet does not always utilize his entire cognitive capacity when making choices, as he has often frequented sordid locations. He has been known to demand hugs from young ladies upon meeting them, and has been deemed creepy by a lady or two. But upon getting to know him, everyone realizes that Paul G is a true friend who can be counted on to enhance any experience.
Paul G is not without his oddities, however. He is more likely to remove his shoes than his Bluetooth, and don't ask him why he wants a hug from you--he cannot answer this question without hugging you. Still, despite these shortcomings, if you get to know Paul G you will be glad you did. He has a brilliant and mesmerizing presence, and when he talks with his hands, it's as though you are attending a sordid sermon.

"Dude, Paul G took his shoes off right before dinner. Don't you think that's weird?"

"Yo, is that Bluetooth attached to Paul G's ear?"

"He just met that chick and was hugging on her. What a Paul G."

by Team awesome November 24, 2013

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Paulerizing

Being very friendly & likable. Also, having the ability to inject an awkward sexual tension into any situation.

Person 1: Hey guys, I'm new here. I don't really know anyone.

Person 2: Hey! I'm Paul. Nice to meet you! Wanna go in a dark closet and play the nervous game with me? Fair warning, I've never lost.

Person 3: Dang Paul, you're being really paulerizing right now...

by Rick Cashmere June 3, 2014

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