Psycholagny

The ability of a person (most commonly a male) to enter a state of sexual arousal and/or sexual climax (i.e. ejaculation) simply by imagining a sexual situation that would normally induce said sexual reaction; when experienced during sleep, also referred to as a nocturnal emission or "wet dream".

WARNING: The typical high school male is prone to fits of psycholagny when within about 10-ft. range of anyone on whom they have a crush, including peers and/or teachers. You have been warned.

by Shadowulf1 February 27, 2011

psychic

Special powers of the mind. I am a psychic myself. Some powers that exist are:

1.) Procognition: Seeing the future
2.) Clairvoyance: Knowing that an event is taking place right at the moment; seeing an object(example: A picture you have never seen before) in a sealed box or other.
3.) Telekinesis: Moving objects with mind power alone. Not just small objects either. How heavy an object you can lift depends on how skilled you are with Telekinesis.
4.) Electrokinesis: Controlling electricity.
5.) Telepathy: Reading one's thoughts, and being able to feel how another is feeling.

Psychic powers don't work the way one might think: You look at someone and you can read their mind. No. It doesn't work that way. You have to relax and meditate practically on a regular basis.

She used her telekinesis to unlock the door.

by psychic girl August 25, 2005

psychopathetic

When a chick (usually a prep or scenster) pretends to be all crazy so people will think they're all cute and random. They only end up looking like total losers.

Prep A: lollll lyk i no, i'm so crzyyyyyy, babayyyyy!
Prep B: omggggg... no wai ur as crzyyyyyyyy as i ammmm!

Not a prep: Psychopathetic bitches

by Mistress Mabel June 24, 2008

psychotic fukin bitch

A woman who is{angered} to the point of {insanity} for the stupidist reasons and attempts to {maime} or {kill} her man because {clinicly} she is mentally unstable

Man: Honey your hair looks nice today.

Woman: WHAT?!! You think I look fat, you asshole I'm gonna hit you with this frying pan and if you run outside I'm gonna run you over with my car you fucking inconsiderate normal person.

Man: Holy fuck you're a “psychotic fukin bitch", I'm outta here, have a nice life.....NOT

by arutha_con_doin October 19, 2010

pop psychology

using your mind to outsmart your soda and prevent it from spraying you; also known as defensive drinking, or thinking before you drink

"If a soda seems to be all shaken up, calm it down by tapping on the top of the can a little bit." ~Pop psychology

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

Psychiatrist

A medical doctor who diagnoses and treats mental illnesses. Informally referred to as a "shrink".

She was referred to a psychiatrist on account of her long-standing battle with depression.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Psychopath

A person who makes his own rules and lives in his own world. When you see this kind of person it is maditory to point that man or woman to the public so they know what they are dealing with.

Andrew: Tobar remember when you gave me the vodka that one monday

Tobar: Ya man you were saying that you were ok but you were not

Andrew: Only you would do that kinda shit! You a PSYCHOPATH!

by El Equis June 6, 2009