Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster

"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."

by Smellins March 14, 2013

fuch monster

a playful way to call someone annoying/goofy

Tom: Jake, why you flirting with my girl?

Tom's GF: It's ok Jake, he's just a fuch monster

by lwkimreallycool June 8, 2023

Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.

oh man, today I was shitting monsters.

by armyman1982 April 6, 2010

monster check

when a little kid wants sombody to check their room for monsters.

dad: goodnight
kid: daddy can you do a monster check

by Xx_catnip_xX September 27, 2010

Coochie Monster’s

A coochie monster is a term used for someone, who is broke, smelly, dusty, or someone who doesn’t clean up nivce, BUT STILL TRYNA HIT

Thomas: Wassup ma lemme rearrange them guts.
Crystal: Nah homie, you and your friends some Coochie Monster’s go take a shower

by lilstarloko September 14, 2020

boo monster

A slang term applied to one that's easily 😨 scared. A person who always thinks the worst in all situations.

Abby, "Wow! Look at that really dark cloud!"
Tanya, Oh, No we are going to have a tornado!!

Abby, (laughing) "Nah, you are just a Boo Monster!"

by Humptea March 1, 2017