"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
by extreeemelyamerican February 08, 2014
by big cockonut October 08, 2023
Hey Darryl how many skanks did you bang this month? " I fucked 3 bro" . Now we have to assume, Darryls Math. He banged 12 skanks.
by The kreeateor April 22, 2020
A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 10, 2024
A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024
Someone who doesn't understand the mathematical rule that exponential growth always beats linear and quadratic growth at some point.
If you do not know the rule that exponential growth always surpass linear & quadratic growth at some point, do not make an idle game. Doing so without understanding this rule will result in players getting completely stuck after a certain point, and you will receive bad reviews. Learn more and don't be a math noob first.
by Qwickable October 04, 2021
Nobody will ever truly understand it. It is most certainly something teachers give us because they hate us, no matter what they say. Math is pretty pointless now that we all have smart devices to do it for us. Math is a form of torture for the young minded. Don't hangout with people who like math, because they are probably a psycho serial killer.
Person 1: Yo did you here Max? He said he loves math!
Person 2: Dude stay away from him. He's probably some sort of psycho serial killer or something.
Person 2: Dude stay away from him. He's probably some sort of psycho serial killer or something.
by GrungyFruitcake April 01, 2022