Definitions by Q-Bert

qublodyte 

An ill tempered cubicle dweller.

I went by James' cube, and he growled at me, shouted profanities, and then swooped back upon his computer. What a qublodyte!
(pronounced cube-lo-dite)

qublodyte by Q-bert May 19, 2013

Wish Wacker 

A person who infatuated with another person, but is unable to gain the other's affection so he or she concedes to masturbation.

Brian wants Jane so Bad! But she hates him. Brian will have deal with being a wish wacker.

Wish Wacker by Q-Bert September 11, 2005

Survivor 

A popular reality TV show in which numerous randomly selected contestants make pitiful attempts to survive in a secluded area while they bitch about their workload until they are eventually voted off by their teammates.

"Man, the chicks on survivor won't stop bitching about everything, and those guys are total pussies for not gettin' some poon!"

Survivor by Q-Bert June 1, 2003

Cheese eating surrender monkey 

A person of French origin

Pierre is a cheese eating surrender monekey.

Cheese eating surrender monkey by Q-Bert April 4, 2003

Geddon 

Comes from the work armogeddon referring to stinky sweaty person of Armenian decent who denies the existence of deodorant. They can be quickly distinguished by their immense amount of hair, and sweat. They wear white t-shirts and tear off sweat pants with a lot of "bling bling" around their neck. They enjoy smoking stinking and being annoying.
Usually preceded by the word damn.

Damn Geddons are taking over this town.

Geddon by Q-Bert April 4, 2003

Fuzzy Math 

Horrible Math Skills.

Thanks to my fuzzy math skills, i didn't have to worry about college. No, seriously.

Fuzzy Math by Q-Bert March 17, 2003