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General bed

A common and well known way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation imaginable, as in “in general”.
Good wives submit to their husbands in general bed, NOT just sexual bed.
by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020
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general grievous

cyborg with the force who has a lightsaber addiction
General Grievous: This will add a fine addiction to my collection.
by nobruhwhy January 1, 2021
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general smear update

UPDATE 30/10/2023 (365 days after incident) (MA15+ description below please be aware of this shit. parental guidance recommended)

and we're back.
back where it all began. c17
general shmear's absence from this classroom has not had any affect on the state of the walls. brown, gloomy, gritty, shitty are just some of the adjectives i may use to describe the condition of the bricks. our very own MX has attempted to cover up shmear's acts with the use of a large poster. but the smell is still present.

the GENERAL has infiltrated another classroom, another teacher, another set of students and yet again another wall. in the last year, the general has recruited several additional members into his shit army and in remembrance of his late father COMMANDER SHMEAR, he has named his son Sameer. This boy has a shit ton of potential. The future for this boy is very very...shit. But lets take a dial back in time, back to how Sameer was conceived. General placed his brown sticky wand of magic into Mx Shmear. But it was too late as Smear realised that the he had taken it too far (approx. 1.5mm). He gasped as he exclaimed "Oh shit!", excreting substance from both ends.

his BRONW eyes stare 'into the future he has sweeping faeces from the sewers of sydney, crying "fuck this shit" as he works.

Thus we have an unfortunate announcement to make.... The time is here. To all that leave their homes, be wary, FEAR THE SHMEAR, GENERAL'S HERE!!!
Saranyan: Haven't heard of shmear in a while.
Rishi: Heard he blew up a school bathroom the other day i think its time to make a general smear update.
Saranyan: Good idea.
by thedailyaussieboy October 29, 2023
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Jammasta Generals

A group of funked up gangstars that was formed by a ravaging alcoholic who walks around in his boxies, attempting to ravage other members of the group, the group consists of:

Beatmasta Fly
Funky Fresh Kid
The Probot
MC Jiggy Y
The Big Motherfunka

And is fully endorsed by Rapmasta Dan
"Touch Me Again And I'll Funk You Up!"
"Nobody Dances, Like The Probot Dances..."
"Shut Your Funk Hole!"
"For Funk Sake!"
by Funky Fresh Kid January 23, 2004
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dream generator

Term used for a thick dairy product that once consumed can generate wild and someones exotic dreams or cheese as its commonly known.

It can be found in block or grated forms.
...as Charlie ordered his spud he added "excuse me sir, can you give me a double portion of the dream generator please"
by Vindows Wertex October 6, 2006
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The General Internet Axiom

The General Internet Axiom: "It all leads back to porn in the end."
Example: "I thought I was reading this news blog, but all of a sudden I read something about a stripper that got arrested, and how she just put out a movie. I guess The General Internet Axiom is true."
by PhoenixWitch April 7, 2010
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lolmaster general

yo dat lolmaster general 1 badass mofo
by That1kewlGuy July 15, 2010
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