crap factory

Someone who is so totally useless in life that they only thing they can be relied upon for is to turn food into waste.

George W. Bush is such a crap factory.

by Earl September 16, 2004

X Factor

When a man puts one of his legs over a women while engaging in sexual intercourse, while the woman does the same with the opposite leg, to form an 'X' shape with the intertwined legs.

This is done to gain deeper penetration from the man's penis, in the woman's vagina.

It's not going in deep enough... let's try the X Factor!!!!!!!!

by jizz you later August 25, 2011

x factor

a show in britain and maybe other countries where people audition to become singers. the judges are Louie Walsh (how do you spell Louie?) tulisa, Kelly rowland and Gary Barlow and I think it was created by Simon cowell. i have heard that people think it's a wannabe attempt at American idol which it is not because the show used to be called pop idol and American idol copied pop idol so basically it's not a wannabe attempt at anything. just had to make this to clear the shows name. oh I forgot - it's hosted by dermot oleary and it used to be hosted by Kate thornton.

"You watching x factor?" "yeah" "that Janet devlin girl was good, she should win."

by JimBobBillyBob September 25, 2011

"Oh, Shit!" Factor

In a pick-up or organized game of football, the "Oh Shit!" Pairing is the pairing between an "Oh Shit!" Man and the unwilling wide receiver he usually covers. You can spot an "Oh Shit!" Pairing when the wide receiver gets hit by the "Oh Shit!" Man and screams "Oh Shit!" before he gets hit. After that one hit, an "Oh Shit!" Pairing is born. The unwilling wide receiver is usually afraid of being hit by the "Oh Shit!" Man, so he doesn't get open and might drop passes.

The "Oh Shit!" Man is the man that gives the usually bone-crushing hit in an "Oh Shit!" Pairing. You can spot an "Oh Shit!" by when an unwilling wide receiver gets hit by a strong defensive player.

Mike catches the ball but Logan is about to hit him. Mike screams "Oh Shit!" and the "Oh, Shit!" Factor comes into play.

by PASHU February 17, 2006

piss factory

piss factory means pub or bar where people go to drink large amounts of alcohol.
especially a drunken man who loves drinking beer uses this word.

1 pint beer makes 1 pint piss!

T: where are you going?
B: Im going to the piss factory.

by Takako June 11, 2006

Douche Factory

A college or university which produces a large number of douchebags.

Brad just graduated from ASU with a degree in communications which shows what a douche factory that place is.

by MINDGASM May 20, 2009

Penis Factory

A person who is such a fuck that he or she is reduced to a large scale production of retardedness and thus causes all others around to scower in terror with multiple Organs (usualy penises) in their mouths.

Colton Organ you're such a penis factory!

by sepnchris August 15, 2007