discomjackulated

The feeling of disappointment when watching British broadcast porn, and realising that nothing that will ever float your boat will be broadcast.

Stuart was discomjackulated after realising that staying up all night to watch the unintentionally unencripted porn was a complete waste of time.

by Meeny October 16, 2008

Disco Camping

Camping with an RV or motor home. Having a pimped out campsite. Camping with an intent to party, eat good food and drink good drinks.

My boyfriend and I went disco camping, made apple pie,watched TV and got drunk, all from the comfort of our RV.

by aquaerica July 3, 2009

discombobufamily

A family this all in dis-array. Another way of saying dis-functional family.

I don't know how you turned out so level headed seeing as you came from a serious discombobufamily.

by Woodysunltd March 29, 2009

I've been to the disco

First said by Audrey Kitching after breaking up with Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco fame.
Now, it's used by girls that got bored of boys, and dumped them.
Much like going to a disco, but getting bored after a few hours.

Correct Use: When I asked Clara about her break-up with Brent, she just said "I've been to the disco!"

Incorrect Use: When John broke up with Ariel, she came crying to me saying "I've been to the disco! I still love him! I wish he'd take me back!" even though she was an AIDS infected slut that slept with the entire hockey team.

by Bahjeezuz December 28, 2007

Panic! at the Disco

A gay ass band who most fans only know because of the song 'I Write Sins Not Tradgedies'. Most girls think they're hot but the truth is they wear more makeup than your mother.

Katie:OMG PATD iz comin 2 our citi! =D
Sally:ya i kno mi mom sed i can go!
Katie:yay we can go 2getha lolz XD
Sally:hey alex u lik Panic! at the Disco????
Alex:Hell no. They wear more make up than your mother does.

by MegaPickle March 14, 2009

Panic at the Disco

A shit song written in 'fag' language.

"Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

Look, you are not bad ass if you fit huge words in a verse. You are not fucking awesome if you write songs about a fucking wedding, you make yourself sound fucking gay. Lastly, you will never, ever be heavy.

Sad but true. Long live metal.

Panic at the Disco is not metal.

by Ch0023r July 20, 2007

Disco Driving

The act of driving under the influence of alcohol

"Ah shit, all the taxis have stopped. Looks like i'm disco driving home then!"

by Ad Wri October 26, 2008