Dick Urkel

Now the question is who is Dick Urkel? Is he the man or the hammer...? Or the cauldron ? He is actually the creator and narrator of the game Getting over it(with Dick Urkel). He's an asshole and will tell you random quotes while you're raging playing this godforsaken game and want to kill yourself. He's also famous for being in a videogamedunkey video.

"This is gonna be one of those games where the fucking guy talks over the whole time isn't it ?"
"The only way this game is good is if you get to beat the fucking guy to death with the hammer. The guy who keeps talking."
"Fucking Dick Urkel piece of shit game!"

Dick Urkel by bipedal December 4, 2019

dick wad 

A person who's just an asshole ALL the time.

Guy: Hey did you see that dude over there?
Me: Yeah. He's a dick wad

dick wad by Beatlelover88 June 28, 2014

Dick Grabbers

When a girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as dick grabbers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be wrapped around that dick and he will think it's sexy.

"Bae i got my dick grabbers done"

"My dickgrabbers look good asf"

Dick Grabbers by jksisijdmaki August 13, 2017

dick target 

is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.

I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.

dick target by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007

dick wading 

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.

I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.

dick wading by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

dick fanta 

Rather yellow urine that resembles the soft drink Fanta, because one didn't drink enough liquid.

- "Dude, I'm bursting, I think I'll have a dick fanta."
- "Sure, down the hall to the left."

dick fanta by njk15 October 6, 2016

Dick cheese 

The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick

His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!

Dick cheese by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020