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Piece of Cunt

An awesome combination of calling someone a piece of shit and a cunt. When used, it is often in a more joking and lighter fashion. It takes two big insults and makes it humorous, but still holds the vulgarity.
Sarah - "I don't think I'm gonna go out tonight."

Gary - "C'mon you lazy piece of cunt."
by spizzeerascal September 19, 2009
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cookie cunt

that girls got a cookie cunt bruh
by big cunt josh March 12, 2019
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Cunt

C.U.N.T.
"Can't Understand Normal Thinking"
A cunt is someone that cannot understand normal thinking.
by jillyluv January 20, 2009
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CUNT

what a cunt!
by Josef Campbell October 12, 2008
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cunt struck

Adj. (Australian vulg.) A short term psychological condition where a male will willingly forego social opportunities with other males (watching sport, drinking etc.) in order to enjoy sexual relations with a new female lover.
Where's Harry? I thought he wouldn't miss this (sporting event) for the world!

Nah mate, it's not surprising, he's totally cunt struck. He hasn't left the house for a week. Her name's Briony. Nice tits.

No shit?

Yeah.
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Cunt's Tender

1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.

So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
by Skinbro December 9, 2008
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cunt-nipple

...and as the passion consumed them his hands searched eagerly for her cunt-nipple.
by Gummer May 7, 2008
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