clownin

when u have something better than someone else

damn dawg, you be clownin on dat fewl with ur duces! And he is only rollin 18's.

by jordan December 2, 2003

clown coup

A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.

Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.

by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020

clown boxing

showing off in front of the mirror when no one is home: flexing, showing cleavage, making pouty lip faces, dancing to boy george naked.

I do my best clown boxing drinking martinis while on house arrest.

by Cootie August 24, 2006

Brown Clown

(n) A racial slur typically used to describe a Mexican who has managed to fit themselves and 30 other Mexicans inside a vehicle who's capacity is intended for far fewer occupants.

This could be in the context of transporting illegal immigrants across a border, transporting workers to a job site, or taking the whole family to the swap meet.

I watched a border patrol dash-cam video of 15 brown clowns jumping out of a mini van on youtube the other day. That shit was SO funny.

by D. Ward May 5, 2010

Ass Behonker Clown

A type of Clown originated in the east African tundra of northern North Pole. This certain type of Clown has a tendancy to Ass Behonk throught the year as a mating call.

An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.

"wow bob, did you see that Ass Behonker Clown, that was one hell of a behonking we got back there!"

"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbian vagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"

by Nave September 29, 2005

clown

1. A scary man that makes me cry and occasionally shit my
pants.

2. Anyone who pops their collar.

3. An African American term for joking around.

1. Person 1: "Why is there shit in your pants?"
Person 2: "The clown in my closet scared the shit out
of me again.

2. Person 1: "Is his collar popped?"
Person 2: "Yes, it is. What a clown. A pathetic, gay
clown."

3. Leroy: "Don't be mad, I just be clownin'."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

clown crew

a crew of guys that love to drink, party, and sideline hate at a club

their efforts in attracting the female species are usually a waste wkend after wkend, club after club

if the nights out with your crew end with fights, nasty food, zero female interaction, and no one getting lucky.....yup....ur rolling with a clown crew

BEWARE:
once part of a clown crew, it is difficult to dis-associate oneself from it - since your status will now follow your clown reputation

boi #1: "yo u rollin to the city?"
boi #2: "whos rollin?

boi #1: "same guys from last wkend"
boi #2: "what a fuckin clown crew"

boi #1: "yea man, we need new friends"

by nismau February 4, 2010