3 definitions by Cootie

1

showing off in front of the mirror when no one is home: flexing, showing cleavage, making pouty lip faces, dancing to boy george naked.

I do my best clown boxing drinking martinis while on house arrest.

by Cootie August 24, 2006

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2

a cucumber that becomes a woman's sex slave.

Use of cukeubines is illegal in all fifty states.

by Cootie August 22, 2006

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3

a cheap date: no dining required for a piece of ass.

Horny, broke and bored, guess I can always call my liquidate...

by Cootie August 27, 2006

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