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Blumpkin

The sexual act of giving one a blow job whilst they are shitting
May I give you a blumpkin?”

Perchance
by dominno June 2, 2025
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Belump

A slang term used to evoke the ideas of bigness, voluptuousness, and beauty.
The bride’s dress made her look very belump on her wedding day.”
by cloverpress June 23, 2025
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Bempty

Bempty, describing how your social battery is empty, is composed of b (short for battery, referring to the social battery), and empty, referring to how it's empty.
"Do you want to go to this party?" No, I'm bempty."
by artimino August 3, 2025
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Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, if done perfectly, and the male cums and shits at the same time, they will die
by BurntGooner September 26, 2025
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Blump

Negative word, can also just be a random word you use to add oompf to your speech
"youre such a blump"
"shut up idiot, BLUMP! *snaps fingers*"
by blumpgirl800 October 28, 2025
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Blumpkin

when u getting straight teeth on the toilet doing a big fat poo
Halloween is here i pooed my pants

I’m scared of pumpkins but

Man I love blumpkins
by Mladypoopsalot November 4, 2025
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Blumpkin Bar&Grill

While receiving a blumpkin you bidet your anus and the girl licks the dirty water out of your anus
Oh my god Jessica was so disgusting she gave me a Blumpkin Bar&Grill last night.
by Jbart67 December 21, 2025
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