jazz zombies

When one holds their hands in the half-way point between fully extended arms in front of the body (as zombies are known to do when they walk) and close to their head. The hands are then turned in a clock-wise to anti-clockwise motion, turnig only about fifteen or twenty degrees in either direction, while one says the phrase; "Jaaazzz Zombies!"
Not to be confused with jazz singers, musicians, and enthuaists who have become zombies.

Person 1: Jazz Zombies!
Person 2: What the hell are you doing?

by I AM D August 3, 2007

The Zombies

The arch-enemies of Mateus, God of the Universe. Super-strong, super-deadly, and super-terrifying. Origin unknown. Although neither dead nor alive, they are capable of reproduction. They are attracted to love, happiness, and everything good, which is why Mateus made Earth a very unhappy place. Earth "zombies" are descended from them but much less powerful.

Mateus: "WTF!?!? What is with people falling in love just to have sex? Did they miss the point of hookers? They're gonna attract The Zombies and I'm gonna have to fight them then I'm gonna get all pissy and send a meteor planetside. Dang, all this talk of killing has got me horny. Let's go find a hooker and have a threesome, eh?"

by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

Zombies

Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.

Jay "shoot for there heads"
Brian "ahh whats the point...zombies cant climb stai....ahhhh!"

by beheadtheundead September 15, 2008

plant vs zombies

the bst game on mobile crap on console and uses coins for too much also used to get laid

i played plant vs zombies the game

by will_120 May 4, 2018

hot zombies

1. the sexually arousing udead
2. an expression of agreement or dismay to a close friend
3. a phrase used to signal the conversation is turning to
ridiculous things

1. Amby:Hannah! Check out those zombies on the left...
Hannah: Damn, those are some hot zombies, right there.
2. Alicia: are you finished editing the paper?
Caitlin: Hot zombies?
3. Caitlin: you suck.
Amby: your mom sucks
caitlin: wha?
Amby: I'm ron burgandy?
caitlin: con ner
Amby: Hot zombies

by Amberley February 12, 2006

Dumb Zombies

When you have 3+ drunken girls who have been smoking weed and just got raped by 5+ Asians, orgasming all over the floor and they can't stop.

I saw some girls just get dumb zombied!

I think i saw a few dumb zombies.

by Pussyeater985 November 3, 2010

zombies

Denizens of the internerd.

They will not sleep, eat or perhaps even 'die' so long as they have access to the internerds. Harmful to humans who comes between them and their glowing boxes. Likes the dark.

Nerd A : Man, at least I used the net for information
Nerd B : you mean pr0n ?
Nerd A : I mean plagiarising assignments.. but when I came to the lab... all I saw were zombies man.....
Nerb B : Want me to warn the admin and bring out the shootaz ?

by summerfrost April 25, 2006